Sidd Nullus Reviews AMF Bowling: Pinbusters for Wii


AMF Bowling: Pinbusters for Wii I never in a million years thought I would find a game that could rival AMF Xtreme Bowling as worst bowling video game ever within a single day .. but that was before I got my eager mitts on AMF Bowling: Pinbusters for the Nintendo Wii. Ahh, the gods must've smiled on me this fine day. I found a new contender for the title. I'm not sure why any company would invest the amount of money it takes to develop a next generation video game when that company apparently isn't even interested in topping the free bowling game that comes with the Wii console .. but way to go Mad Duck Productions! You did it!

You've completely succeeded in creating the video game equivalent of rotting fecal matter .. and managed to out do your Xtraordinarily horrendous AMF Xtreme Bowling in the process.

In conclusion, to call this game a piece of $h!t is an insult to all of the $h!t on the market. AMF Bowling: Pinbusters transcends the meaning of the word $h!t, finding new lows while unapologetically taking your hard earned cash.

Sidd Nullus Reviews AMF Xtreme Bowling for X-Box 360


AMF Xtreme Bowling for the X-Box 360 As XXXcited as I was to see Xtreme Bowling making the rounds as what I hoped would be a hyper-cool video game, I now wish they wouldn't have done this. Unless you've got the hand-eye coordination of a newborn, this game sucks. There's no real challenge involved and no original Xtreme Bowling games to really sink your teeth into, which is kinda lame.

The digital oil on the lanes does nothing to affect your ball roll, making the experience pathetic and your attention wander.

There are some fun video clips that are entertaining and funny the first time you see them, but that's about it. All things considered, if you want to play a damn good bowling video game, you need to own a Nintendo Wii .. where in Wii Sports the physics are actually fairly decent.

AMF should pull an old school Hollywood move and fire the a$$h0le who came up with this dumb idea/concept for a video game. If AMF really believes that Xtreme Bowling is simply bowling under neon lights and that that makes an interesting video game, I weep for the lack vision and originality in both the presentation and execution of what could have been a great game setting itself apart from the rest of the fare available at present time.

Unfortunately, it's pretty evident that you don't have a clue what makes an entertaining video game. Much like your huge oversight in having lane markers that you can’t see when bowling in the black and neon lights at the actual AMF bowling alleys (which you could easily fix with some black light reactive paints on the lane), you haven’t quite figured out how to make this enjoyable, accessible and challenging to all.

In conclusion .. it's a down economy. Video games, brand new, cost in excess of $45.  Used, you're still gonna pay $20 too much for this.  So save your money. Actually go to a bowling alley. You'll have way more fun than this P.O.S.'ll give you.

Welcome to Your Future of Television Destruction:
The Wii Bowling Ball Controller


Welcome to the future of television destruction:  The Wii Bowling BallBad ideas.  We've all had them. But if you're suffering from short term memory loss, the nunchuk controller developed for the Nintendo Wii was responsibe for numerous televisions being destroyed.  Well, if you aren't among the lucky many who experienced this kind of television carnage, you're in luck!  Nintendo is launching their Wii Bowling Ball .. an accident waiting to happen .. for home use! 

Fortunately, CTA Digital (makers of the Wii Bowling Ball) did offer the following disclaimer:  "CTA Digital, Inc. will NOT be liable for any damage to your TV, home appliances, and/or accidents caused by these accessories...."  Good to know that when you don't experience a perfect 300 game that you'll be throwing your balls at your television set out of complete frustration.
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